NAIR WARNINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON THE BOTTLE:
If product is applied to face, we are not kidding about trying a small patch and waiting 24 hours to see reaction. Seriously, this stuff will burn the smile right off your face and you'll end up with a chemical burn and a bright red scar of stupidity above your lip instead of the Sasquatch mustache you're trying to get rid of. But don't heed the instructions, you go ahead and do whatever you want because you're clearly smarter than us. Go on and pile on a ton of this stuff above your lip and then wait 6 minutes instead of the recommended 4 because you clearly have stubborn lip hair as determined by an experiment on your legs with our product 20 years ago that didn't do anything for ya. No really, go ahead. Pile it on. Leave it on too long. Do a happy dance when the hair comes off. Then pout for the rest of the day (and a week or two to follow) because you're a freaking moron. But don't even consider writing a nasty letter to us because here's the warning in black and white. Idiot.
Yeah, I did the same thing. Had a lovely goatee effect in red for a week. Nice.
ReplyDeleteMy sister ended up with a Nair burn on her leg when she first starting shaving - not pleasant. Wondered if they had changed the formulation since then, surprising this is still happening.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best, you have a wonderful sense of humor.
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